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The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.

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Memes of 2017

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  • Changing the Hollywood sign
  • Gordon Ramsay in search of lamb sauce
  • “If you or a love one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation”
  • Turning pre-existing memes into wholesome memes
  • Putting characters/places/things into a hierarchical tier system (God Tier / Mid Tier / Shit Tier etc)
  • Tumblr ads that are so weird they might as well be shitposts
  • That awful anime clip of the girl eating the meatball
  • “take a fucking sip, babes”
  • Teen Comix strip (a.k.a. “No Fear; One Fear”)
  • Emoji reviews
  • lov the cronch
  • Y’ALL’DNT’VE and YAINT
  • Stating something in a life-hack-y kind of way then posting that picture of the guy pointing to his forehead
  • The old man in the red sweater shrugging and the caption is “guess I’ll die”
  • “cash me ousside howbow dah”
  • “While you were [doing something] I studied the blade”
  • The weird gray alien that sits and waits for stuff?? Or something?? He has no legs and a weird nose
  • “y’all mind if i…”
  • “what in tarnation” variants
  • Tumblr turning 10 and The Confetti™
  • That one too-close-up gif of the white guy awkwardly blinking
  • Brain expanding meme
  • Taking the piss out of @writing-prompt-s
  • [something] machine broke
  • A smattering of memes making fun of student athletes
  • Finishing song lyrics and that picture of Meryl Streep shouting
  • “yeah can I get a fucking uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
  • “some people??? [do things]??? to cope?????”
  • The shutdown of Club Penguin
  • Tumblr’s April Fool’s joke this year was just a horse tamogatchi and people seemed to genuinely enjoy it
  • A sudden call to arms to make McDonalds bring back some sort of Szechuan dipping sauce
  • “Come visit the Jungle we’ve got [weird names for stuff]” powerpoint slide thing
  • Those ditty.it videos where you type in a phrase and a robot voice sings it to you
  • “Bitch I lived”
  • ? Do fidget spinners count as a meme?
  • Editing panels from Erica Moen comics (e.g. the infamous Cuck Comic)
  • “In case you haven’t noticed, i’m WEIRD. I’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in. and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.”
  • Bone-hurting juice
  • “I confessed to my crush through a Spotify playlist”
  • Wendy’s mascot as a smug anime girl
  • Fyre Festival
  • thanks! I hate it
  • Okay we’re literally FIVE WHOLE MONTHS into 2017 and I still see so much talk about vore on my dash. Seriously? Why y’all gotta be so fixated on vore? It’s ruining my health and needs to end
  • “thrussy”
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  • okay nvm I preferred the vore
  • Regular People vs. Creative People
  • Bill Wurtz back at it again with the history of the world
  • Mocking people with the Spongebob chicken image
  • “[X] is dead and replaced with a lookalike: a conspiracy thread” (more of a twitter thing)
  • mood & big mood
  • “sir you’ve been in a coma for [X] years”
  • “do you take constructive criticism on your posts”
  • respecting women
  • a post stopping mid-sentence and somebody else comments “[X] killed them before they finished”
  • cracking open a cold one with the boys….or something
  • BEGONE, THOT
  • covfefe
  • Saying you love [X] by saying “I’m love [X]”
  • I keep seeing this CGI anime girl with a pink bow and a pink streak in her hair and I have no idea who she is 
  • The Babadook as a gay icon
  • “This Post Can Be Reblogged by Anyone” (also, “[X] do not interact”)
  • A cat photo with a caption in Russian, which someone else then plugs into Google Translate
  • “The floor is [X]”
  • Nothing but respect for MY president
  • Some sort of Woody the Cowboy rp collective that takes over old accounts of toxic people??
  • Tumblr fucking things up with their “““Safe Mode”””
  • “How to Talk to Short People” comic but it’s been altered
  • Crash Bandicoot goes “WWOOOWOWOWOOWO”
  • “Swear Jar” vs. “[X] Jar” that has more coins in it
  • “she protec but she also attac”
  • Powder that makes you say [X]
  • A bunch of memes heralding the sudden revival of Owl City’s “Fireflies” (most notably the ‘you would not believe your [X]’ meme)
  • A 3x3 grid of (usually anime) characters with a “thank you” message written over them except the one in the middle usually says “not you”
  • “Sometimes…things that are expensive…are worse”
  • oh worm?
  • Something about……piss in jello….?
  • just the phrase “piss yourself” in general has become very popular
  • Using cutesy language like “hewwo”
  • Pennywise in the sewer
  • Textposts made with a weird cursive font (I still don’t know how to do that)
  • I know the “Who would win?” meme predates 2017 but an honorable mention to its revival
  • Not really a meme but everyone banding together to combat the hurricanes/other freakish natural disasters was so uplifting
  • that guy who’s with his girlfriend but ogling the girl in the foreground
  • To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty
  • While we’re on it, turns out the whole Szechuan thing was a Rick & Morty stunt and it didn’t end nicely
  • “then perish”
  • Neo Yokio
  • Overlaying a picture of a monkey getting its hair cut on photos
  • Mario and Luigi walking into places?
  • that’s pussy, babe!
  • kin drama
  • Edits of the Griffin McElroy Roundabout vine (“I don’t understand [X] and at this point I’m too afraid to ask”)
  • The overwhelming urge to eat detergent pods
  • Screaming seagull
  • “My bike got stolen recently. I was pretty bummed about it“
  • incels and chads
  • “omae wa mou shindeiru”/ “I diagnose you with dead“
  • haiku bot
  • People reacting to outrageous comments in a double-take-style “you WHAT”
  • Eric Andre Show screenshots
  • “Who?” “The girl reading this”
  • Zootopia pro-life comic
  • WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE
  • Scam messages asking for bitcoin
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reasons to love harrison ford

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1. hates donald trump
2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not
3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN
4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars
5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him
6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions
7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved
8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed”
9. arguably sexy
10. points angrily and its super effective

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11. is just a really sweet person
12. no really my dad worked with him on firewall as the tech advisor and he was just a really swell guy
13. got my mom’s birth date from my dad and sent her flowers
14. he sent my mom flowers for her birthday
15. he didn’t even know her he just wanted to be sweet

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this was a beautiful and necessary edition to this post thank you oh my god

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Awwwww

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When he was asked to be in Jimmy Kimmel’s “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” video, in which he pulled up alongside them in a car and gave Jimmy a little wink and an air-kiss, when he showed up at the set he looked kind of put out. Kimmel was afraid he wasn’t down with what they were asking. But he just said, “I don’t know, this wardrobe…don’t you have anything mesh that I could wear?”

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When he was filming “Witness” he rented a small farm from a friend of mine. At the end of the filming my friend went and checked out the property as usual. He noticed the barn door had been leveled so it no longer would swing open on it’s own. Went into the house and saw the closets had been redone, in the kitchen the cabinets had been replaced and all the drawers now opened really well. Turns out that there were thousands of dollars of work and materials put into fixing up everything at the place.

My friend called Ford and asked him how much he was asking for the work. Ford told him doing that kind of thing helped him relax and stay sane when he was filming. Would not take a dime. Plus he paid for a new water heater and got the sewage system cleaned out.

And he paid rent to live there the entire time.

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Local Carpenter Stumbles Into Stardom, Worries This May Interfere With His Carpentry

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My step sister was driving through Wyoming once, near Ford’s ranch. She stops for gas, and as she’s filling up, this huge motorcycle roars in behind her, scared the pants off her. The rider, dressed in all black steps off, and she yells at him “who do you think you are blasting in here like that, you Darth Vader looking motherfucker?”. He takes off the helmet, and it’s Harrison Ford, and without missing a beat he says

“Hey! I’m not Darth Vader, I’m Luke Skywalker”

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From the co-production designer on The Force Awakens, Darren Gilford:

“The Millennium Falcon was the first thing we were actually building. I had been in London and I came home back to L.A. for Christmas. So I go to Sports Chalet to do some last-minute shopping; I get there early, run to the back of the store, get what I need. I’m coming back through the store, and I just happen to pass this person holding up a pair of ski pants, and it’s Harrison Ford. I look at him, he looks at me and puts his head right down. I can tell he doesn’t want to be bothered; I’m sure from the look on my face he knew I knew who he was. 

So I walk past him, and after about 10 feet I think, ‘If there’s ever a time to say hello to Harrison Ford, I’m building the Millennium Falcon!’ So I turn around very hesitantly and go, ‘Harrison, I’m sorry to bother you. I’m co-production designer on the new Star Wars, I’m just back from London, and I’ve been building the Falcon.’ A big smile came across his face, he put his hand out, and we had such a great conversation — he couldn’t have been sweeter. 

As I’m walking away, he goes, ‘Darren!’ and calls me back. He goes, ‘The toggle switches.’ I go, ‘Toggle switches.’ He goes, ‘The toggle switches on the Falcon. When they built it the first time, they bought cheap toggle switches without any springs in them. Every time I threw a toggle switch, it fell back; it wouldn’t hold. It drove me crazy. Please, make sure the toggle switches are fixed this time.’ I go, ‘No problem! I’ll take care of it!’ 

So months go by, I’m back in London, we’re getting close [to principal photography], and I get a phone call saying J.J.’s headed down to check out the cockpit, and Harrison’s with him. I run down there and I see J.J. in the passenger seat and Harrison in the pilot seat. They’re just giddy; they’re having so much fun. And then I see Harrison look up, and he just starts throwing all the toggle switches: boom, boom, boom, boom. [Laughs.] And I remember thinking, ‘Phew, minor victory. Take solace in that and move on. Next task.’ That’s my favorite story.”

HARRISON FORD SMILES WHEN MEETING CREW MEMBERS AND IS A NERD FOR FUNCTIONING PRODUCTION DESIGN

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Don’t forget about his Halloween costumes

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Harrison ford is a chaotic-good-aligned cryptid, confirmed

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Psst, hey, Marilyn Monroe’s image as a freewheeling sexpot was a carefully constructed lie. The real Marilyn Monroe was a roiling tragedy and her life was an indictment of our society as a whole. She was orphaned after her mother had a schizophrenic breakdown, bounced around between foster homes where she was sexually abused, and married a 21-year-old at 16 to get out of being sent to an orphanage. Hugh Hefner published nude photos of her without her consent that were taken when she was 23 and desperate. She suffered severe anxiety and depression, which she coped with by drinking and using barbiturates, and was already a full-blown addict when she became famous in the mid-50s. Her career was one of exploitation, condescension and alienation, and she killed herself at 36. That Hugh Hefner, a man who was at best an unpleasant footnote in her life, felt entitled to be buried next to her is one more humiliation in a pop cultural landscape we should all be ashamed of.

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“Please don’t make me a joke… I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one… I want to be an artist, an actress with integrity..”

 - Marilyn Monroe, last taped interview, days before her death

She deserved better than this

Source: brainstatic